it was the battle of the giants the previous nite. the attack of the flying machines and the swapper. i was juz minding my own business at my desk trying to do my tutorials. at the verge of pulling all my hair and screaming in the middle of the night, when they came. it came, right past my vision. immediately the red alert was triggered.

get lost you irritating flying objects. i tried swapping it with my paper. but it remained there. in my territory. trusting my territorial instincts i had to get rid of the intruder. so there i was trying to slap it. the white flag was up. not the irritating object, but me. it was tiring trying to get the persistent unsought for IT to leave. so i just ignored it.

alas, there was a bigger one along the line. it was the supa big moth. nothing i've ever seen. my mouth gapped but i didn't dare to scream in the nite lest i wake up my poor old gramps trying to sleep. so like some mute, i only moved my mouth. it circled my precious table, how irritating! i reached for my artilery. hahha my trustee ruler. the plastic ones you get for a couple of cents at the bookshop. there laid my enemy. my sword came down and there it was. whacked and slapped. yesh! finally victory is mine. hahha.. after fighting the big one, i targeted the small one. there i was, with my ruler brimming with triumph. it was my nite. the night i won the great battle. watch out you puny detestable moths. beetles, ants alike. i'm on the watch..