something totally lame n funny happened at work today. during lunch, some short guy (an engineer i think. can't rem his name anyway. who cares. duh)
"think i've seen you somewhere" (fancy this happening in real life. i thot bad pick up lines only occur in lame joke books)
"erm no? never seen u b4"
"so where do you study?"
"ntu lor"
"ooo.... i was in ntu until i transferred to nus. found it too far" (why bother tell me. i'm not the least interested little fella)
"so are you having your IA now?"
"no, juz finished yr1"
"oh icic. i'm frm poly so entered later. you take 269 to ntu then?" (is there even sucha bus. hello? frm pakistan??)
"ermmmm..... there's only 179 & 199"
"oh yah oh yah. i forgot" (how can u forget if you claimed to hav switched last yr?)

anyway this is juz the excerpt frm the darn lousy conversation. don't think u can take me for a ride n believe your lousy story.
1. you can't get your facts right. contradict yourself frm beg to end. your plot's trash.
2. don't intrude in my lunch time.
3. never never ever ever send me emails when i don't know you.
4. a cutsie pic of a kitten makes it worse.
5. erm i think i'm as tall as you in my shoes, l'ill boy.

basically i think it's so darn humiliating. nevermind, i'll not see you anymore. doubt you dare come any inch closer. i'm not as friendly as ppl think. i bare my teeth, snarl, frown n sulk. don't try to come into my personal space. i'll bite you when u least expect it. buzz of you fly!